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Sometimes you just gotta let the big boy out for some fresh air.  It feels good.

The feeling of release is made even better when your roommate walks in and sees you.  He stops and stares.  His mouth is open and his eyes are trained on your big slab of meat.  He recovers and looks away, but it is too late, you have seen his true nature.

Now it is time to “help” your roommate figure out his place in the grand scheme of things.  Time to show him that his role in life, and in this apartment, is to serve real men.  To make his holes available for the alpha males of the world to use.  To become a receptacle for superior cum.  To do whatever it takes to have the juice from their balls pumped into or onto his body.  In short his role in life is to be fucked.

As you walk over to him, your exposed cock leading the way, you start to tell him about what is going to be expected of him from now on.  He looks shocked, but offers no resistance as you place your hands on his shoulders and push downwards.  As he sinks to his knees, you thrust your hips forward slightly so the precum leaking from your dick, smears across his lips.  Your hands move from his shoulders to the back of his head, applying just enough pressure that he cannot pull away.  His eyes still locked on the cock in front of him, pushing against his lips.
You stay in that position for a minute or two.  When he finally looks up and makes eye contact, you smirk and push forward, letting out a small moan of pleasure as your cock pushes thru his lips and slides into your roommates warm, wet mouth. 

After several hours of showing your roommate the proper way to service a cock, you dump a massive load of cum (the fifth, he has taken from you) into his new cunt.  Pulling out, you have him suck your cock clean before tucking it back into your grey Calvins.  You pat him on the head and walk out, leaving him stunned, aware of his new role in life and dripping with your jizz.

Every once in a while you just gotta let it out for some air.

“Hey roomie, we need to talk.”

My roommate Kevin, had just come back from a run and was wearing only a bright yellow pair of nylon shorts and his sneakers.  He had a tee shirt in his hand and was wiping the sweat on his chest with it.  He kept glancing at my cock, which was straining to escape the confines of my blue briefs, but did not say anything.

“I was in the park this afternoon, saw you jogging, and tried to get your attention, but you were focused on getting to the toilet.  I assumed you had to pee really bad, so I waited outside for you to finish.  After ten minutes, you still had not re-emerged, so I went in, to see if you were ok.”  As I told my story Kevin went pale.  The look on his face was pure horror, he dropped down on his bed, unable to look me in the eyes.  “Imagine my surprise, upon entering the dirty little building and instead of you, I find a line of men facing the toilet stall.   The lead guy in line is grabbing the top of the partition and forcefully ramming his ten inch cock into a hole in the plywood.  He is pounding the partition so hard, I thought it would rip off the wall.  It was at that moment I noticed that under the partition was a set of hairy legs with a pair of bright yellow nylon shorts bunched up at the ankles.  I was shocked by what I was seeing, and it took me a moment to process the scene. The most important element that came into focus, was that the sneakers at the base of those hairy legs were pointed away from the partition.  I took note that the guy pounding into the glory hole let out a deep moan and stepped back.  In the few seconds before the next guy stepped up to the partition, I saw a hairy little cunt pressed against the hole, with cum dripping out.  Suddenly it all made sense and my mind comprehended fully what was happening, so I did what any good roommate would do…..I got in line.”

I walked over to where Kevin was sitting on the edge of his bed and stepped up close.  My bulging crotch was less than an inch from his face.

“I gotta tell you bud, your cunt felt great.  My cock slid right in, since you were pre-lubed by at least eight loads.  Inside you were wet, slick and warm.  I was stunned that my meat was still able to stretch your well used hole out a bit.  I guess none of the other guys had a beer can thick slab of beef.  Once I shot off in you, I felt a little guilty, but quickly got over it and stepped back in line.  I came inside of you twice this afternoon and I am ready to go again.  I really like sliding into a well used cunt with with other dudes jizz making the entry smooth and wet.  Churning the white mess inside of you into a frothy mix, makes me want to fuck you even harder.”

“So my question for you is: Do you want me to fuck you here on your bed, where the excess cum in your ass can drip out making a wet spot for you to sleep in, or do you want me to take you to the showers and fuck you where our dorm mates can see and possibly join?” 

Don’t worry, the stretcher is only for the first night or two.  Once you get used to having cocks fuck your face, we can remove it.

Now we will put you in the stall and strap your head against the hole.  For the rest of the weekend you will be taking dicks as a glory hole whore.  Its important to remember that you are there to take loads, the guys on the other side of the partition don’t care about you.  If you use your tongue, it will make them to shoot faster. 

If it helps, you should know that not all of the cocks you will have in your mouth tonight belong to strangers.  I saw several of your teammates out in the bar.

Relax and have fun.

Oh my god, It is so much bigger than I ever expected!

At some point recently, this humble Tumblr “SausagewithGirth” reached 20,000 followers.  An impressive size for some of my random thoughts and musings about sex.  I started this back in July of 2014, one night while bored and horny.  So, in about a year and a half, I have been able to reach out and figuratively touch a lot of people, which makes me smile.  This also happens to be my 600th Post on Tumblr.  In crunching some numbers I came up with the following fun fact:

If every one of my followers jerked off, got blown, or rammed something up one of their holes (however you enjoy yourself, I won’t judge) while looking at SausagewithGirth,and shot a load of cum on/in themselves or others (again, no judgement) once for every 200 posts (which seems like a conservative number, since, with all humility, there are some really fucking hot pictures and captions posted occasionally) that would be 60,000 loads of cum ejaculated in the past 18 months while viewing SausagewithGirth.  On average the male cock shoots 1 teaspoon of cum (5 milliliters, for those of you in metric countries) every time he dumps a load.  The conversion for this is:

5 milliliters x 60,000 loads = 300,000 milliliters of jizz!

300,000 milliliters = 634 pints =1,268 cups = 317 quarts = 80 gallons!

That is a lot of fucking ejaculate!  It makes me chub up a little thinking of 80 gallons of cum splashing across chests, asses, backs, legs and underwear* while looking at my simple stories.

In all honesty, I would like to thank all of my followers, I hope that you do enjoy the postings.  Thanks also to those of you who took the time to drop me a note or a word of encouragement. 

One final word of thanks to all of you who have posted pictures of yourselves and others sucking, fucking, posing, flexing, lusting and humping on the internet.  These pictures make all of this possible and provide endless hours of entertainment for horny, masturbating individuals worldwide.  Keep up the good work.

I appreciate all of you and thank you for your continued support.

*For those of you who ignore the NSFW rule and let a load fly while fully dressed, sitting at your desk, surrounded by co-workers, nice job!