Oh my god, It is so much bigger than I ever expected!
At some point recently, this humble Tumblr “SausagewithGirth” reached 20,000 followers. An impressive size for some of my random thoughts and musings about sex. I started this back in July of 2014, one night while bored and horny. So, in about a year and a half, I have been able to reach out and figuratively touch a lot of people, which makes me smile. This also happens to be my 600th Post on Tumblr. In crunching some numbers I came up with the following fun fact:
If every one of my followers jerked off, got blown, or rammed something up one of their holes (however you enjoy yourself, I won’t judge) while looking at SausagewithGirth,and shot a load of cum on/in themselves or others (again, no judgement) once for every 200 posts (which seems like a conservative number, since, with all humility, there are some really fucking hot pictures and captions posted occasionally) that would be 60,000 loads of cum ejaculated in the past 18 months while viewing SausagewithGirth. On average the male cock shoots 1 teaspoon of cum (5 milliliters, for those of you in metric countries) every time he dumps a load. The conversion for this is:
5 milliliters x 60,000 loads = 300,000 milliliters of jizz!
300,000 milliliters = 634 pints =1,268 cups = 317 quarts = 80 gallons!
That is a lot of fucking ejaculate! It makes me chub up a little thinking of 80 gallons of cum splashing across chests, asses, backs, legs and underwear* while looking at my simple stories.
In all honesty, I would like to thank all of my followers, I hope that you do enjoy the postings. Thanks also to those of you who took the time to drop me a note or a word of encouragement.
One final word of thanks to all of you who have posted pictures of yourselves and others sucking, fucking, posing, flexing, lusting and humping on the internet. These pictures make all of this possible and provide endless hours of entertainment for horny, masturbating individuals worldwide. Keep up the good work.
I appreciate all of you and thank you for your continued support.
*For those of you who ignore the NSFW rule and let a load fly while fully dressed, sitting at your desk, surrounded by co-workers, nice job!