Lesson number one: If you did not want to get cunted, you should not have accepted a drink from strangers.  

Don’t worry, we know that some lessons are harder than others, but we are going to take good care of you.  This will be a learning experience.  We will teach you lots of valuable lessons. At a minimum, before this weekend is over you will have learned how to properly take a hard, pounding fuck from a group of horny men. You will learn that your holes can stretch, that raw dick feels better than latex covered, that a couple of inches does make a difference, that cum is the best lube there is, and that you were made to take cock.  

These are lessons that will serve you well as you go thru life.