It’s working right? My muscles are getting bigger. The guys were right when they said it would make me more of a man, they even labeled the bottle as my man juice.
The rest of the platoon made sure to keep his “protein shake” bottle filled. It became a team building experience, the rest of the soldiers getting together every day in the showers to refill that “shake”. Once they deployed, the bottle had to go away, but his buddies made sure to keep him filled with man juice, straight from the tap.