The rookie did not realize how sheer the new uniform pants were.  His usage last night by his teammates was visible to everyone on the field.   The opposing team was so intrigued they grabbed him on the way to the locker room and threw him in the back of the team bus.  By the time he was returned to the stadium three days later, the tick marks covered both ass cheeks and one shoulder blade.

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