Tag: sausagewithgirth

Don’t worry, the stretcher is only for the first night or two.  Once you get used to having cocks fuck your face, we can remove it.

Now we will put you in the stall and strap your head against the hole.  For the rest of the weekend you will be taking dicks as a glory hole whore.  Its important to remember that you are there to take loads, the guys on the other side of the partition don’t care about you.  If you use your tongue, it will make them to shoot faster. 

If it helps, you should know that not all of the cocks you will have in your mouth tonight belong to strangers.  I saw several of your teammates out in the bar.

Relax and have fun.

Oh my god, It is so much bigger than I ever expected!

At some point recently, this humble Tumblr “SausagewithGirth” reached 20,000 followers.  An impressive size for some of my random thoughts and musings about sex.  I started this back in July of 2014, one night while bored and horny.  So, in about a year and a half, I have been able to reach out and figuratively touch a lot of people, which makes me smile.  This also happens to be my 600th Post on Tumblr.  In crunching some numbers I came up with the following fun fact:

If every one of my followers jerked off, got blown, or rammed something up one of their holes (however you enjoy yourself, I won’t judge) while looking at SausagewithGirth,and shot a load of cum on/in themselves or others (again, no judgement) once for every 200 posts (which seems like a conservative number, since, with all humility, there are some really fucking hot pictures and captions posted occasionally) that would be 60,000 loads of cum ejaculated in the past 18 months while viewing SausagewithGirth.  On average the male cock shoots 1 teaspoon of cum (5 milliliters, for those of you in metric countries) every time he dumps a load.  The conversion for this is:

5 milliliters x 60,000 loads = 300,000 milliliters of jizz!

300,000 milliliters = 634 pints =1,268 cups = 317 quarts = 80 gallons!

That is a lot of fucking ejaculate!  It makes me chub up a little thinking of 80 gallons of cum splashing across chests, asses, backs, legs and underwear* while looking at my simple stories.

In all honesty, I would like to thank all of my followers, I hope that you do enjoy the postings.  Thanks also to those of you who took the time to drop me a note or a word of encouragement. 

One final word of thanks to all of you who have posted pictures of yourselves and others sucking, fucking, posing, flexing, lusting and humping on the internet.  These pictures make all of this possible and provide endless hours of entertainment for horny, masturbating individuals worldwide.  Keep up the good work.

I appreciate all of you and thank you for your continued support.

*For those of you who ignore the NSFW rule and let a load fly while fully dressed, sitting at your desk, surrounded by co-workers, nice job!

Since you moved in together, you have wanted to see your roommate shoot his load.  You have wanted too see his oversized dick shoot its ginger jizz wad, but he has never given you the opportunity.  He never jerks off.  One night you ask him about it.  He tells you that, as an alpha male, his seed should not be wasted, every load should be blown into a hole.

So while you have never seen his cock throw ball juice into the air like a spunk shower, you know he shoots massive loads and you know that his sperm is sweet and tastes of strawberries.

Woke up on Saturday morning and looked at my roommates bed.  Saw him up on his knees, staring at me with a massive hard on.  I knew at that moment that the tension that had been building all semester between us was going to come to a head.  I also knew that I was going to be turned into his bitch.  His big, thick cock was going to be shoved into my mouth and my ass.  Soon I would be taking his cock several times a day, swallowing his jizz. 

After two weeks of servicing my roommate, he decided to start sharing me with his friends.  By the end of the semester I was a cum hungry, cock whore.  I was bent over so often, my ass was continually dripping cum.   I miss college.

Painting the star basketball players face, behind the gym, right before the championship game.  Knowing he will be tasting my cock and my jizz while playing.  I placed a bet against his team, assuming, correctly, that his mind would not be focused on the game.  Won a hundred bucks and the right to tap that ass.