Alright rookies, This may seem a little awkward at first, but you will be doing your teammates a great service, taking care of their needs.

As you know, we have been stressing your roles in helping out the team and doing what is necessary to achieve the win. Now we are going to ask more of you. Step forward and bend over the sawhorses set up in front of you, then take the tub of Vaseline, put a glob on your fingers and pass the tub down to your fellow rookies.