Well roomie, you have been sneaking glances at it all semester, trying to be discrete. You have been checking it out tenting my boxers every morning while you thought I was asleep. Looking at the outline it makes in my towel when I come back from the shower.

Today is your lucky day, I broke up with my girl last week and I am horny as hell. So get a good look at it. Is it everything you have dreamed about? Think you can get it all in your throat?