“Hey puta, get over here. I got a date later with your girlfriend, and just thinking about how hot she is has me all boned up. There is no way I am going to be able to get this monster tucked away in my jeans unless I can bust a nut first. So I need you to take care of me.”

“What?…..No way, I am not a fag.”

“C’mon, just a quick skull fuck.”

“Are you insane?”

“Look I can’t just show up for my date with your girl, with my cock stretching out the pouch of my jeans.  It would send the wrong message, like I was expecting to fuck her before dinner. She deserves better than that, after all she is not a whore.”

“You can’t date my girl, she loves me. She and I are going to be married one day. There is no way she would say yes to a date with you.”

“She is the one who asked me out. She was watching me play football yesterday. I was shirtless and she could not take her eyes off of me. After the game, we went under the bleachers and she gave me a righteous blow job. She was obviously impressed with my cock and wants more.”

“No way, she would never do that!”

“She said that I was much bigger and thicker than her pathetic little boyfriend.”

“What?”

“Yeah, it must suck to be you.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“OK, I don’t really care. Now get over here on your knees and take care of me.”

“What? No.”

“Yes. I can force you if necessary.”

“There is now way I am going to suck on yourrrr….. arggghhhh…stoooppp….mmmphhhph….pleeeesaase…noooo…..arrghhhh…mmpfff.”

“There you go. Nice mouth puta, all warm and wet. This won’t take long. Yeah, here it comes boy.”

“Unghhhh…unghhhh…unghhhh….fuck..unghhh..unghhh…unghhh!”  

“Thanks for helping me out here, now that I have taken the edge off with your mouth, I will last a lot longer with your girl. She is going to be nice and satisfied tonight.”