C’mon, we have been friends forever, I won’t hurt you.  I just can’t help myself, when I see the golden skin on your ass covered with that light dusting of blond hair, my dick gets hard.  Trust me, if it hurts too much we can stop.

You like the idea too, I can see your uncut piece of meat starting to chub up. No one is around, just let me try it.  Just the tip?