Yeah dude, just reach over and give me a hand.  Nice long strokes, let that precum help slick it up.  Feels right doesn’t it, your hand wrapped around my cock?  Like it was meant to be there. You are good at this, just keep stroking it.

Can you get a little spit on there to make the strokes smoother?  No. don’t stop stroking.  Maybe just lean over and lick the tip a little to get it wet.  No, of course I won’t tell anyone, it will be our little secret.  Your just helping a buddy out, nothing gay about that.  

That’s it, just run your tongue over it like that.  I’ll just rest my hand on the back of your head, to get it out of the way, don’t worry about it.  

Tell you what, let’s try something else, just open your mouth for a minute and let me guide you.  Trust me…. it will feel great.