Oh shit, Pete.  Sorry we did not notice you passed out there on the grass. 

No, we would never intentionally relieve ourselves on a “friend”.  Well, yes we are still peeing on you, but you know how hard it is to stop a piss once you started. 

No, I swear we are not aiming for your mouth, it is only a coincidence that most of our urine is hitting you in the face.

No, Of course you can’t come into the house with us, you smell like piss.

No, you should not worry that John was filming this, he would never post a video of a “friend” being humiliated.  Besides, I am sure no one would be interested of a video of you getting pissed on…accidentally.

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