The guys on the team, except for Pete, got together and came up with a plan.

Step one was to suggest the nude calendar photo shoot.  Step two was to put Pete on his knees in the center of the group for the shoot.  Step three was to grab Pete’s shoulders, keeping him on his knees, while everyone dropped the rugby balls and circled in closer.

After that the rest just happened naturally.  Pete became a cocksucker and the photographer got plenty of shots for the calendar.  The most popular shots were for December, showing Pete covered in white (not snow).