“OK roomie, my girl just canceled so we get to spend the weekend hanging out.”

“But first, we need to talk about something.  I think we might have a problem with theft.  I have noticed something strange happening recently.  My cum rag is cleaner than it should be.  You know the crusty sock I use to wipe up my load after stroking it, It’s softer and more pliable than is normal.  It’s almost like the jizz is being sucked out of the dirty fibers before it can dry up and harden.  I have filled up a lot of socks since puberty, so I know what it would normally feel like after two to three loads a day for the first half of the semester. Someone has been stealing my spooge.  Yesterday, before jerking off, I set up the webcam, then left it running to watch my cum rag in my absence.  Hopefully we can catch the culprit.  Can you guess who it might be?”

“Actually, no need to guess, let’s watch it now together.  OK, here I am slowly pulling down my sweatpants to expose my cock.  It looks pretty good doesn’t it?  I spit into my palm and start rubbing the spit into the head to get it slick. Notice how my dick wakes up at this point and starts to get fully erect.  My thick ten inches looks massive on video, don’t you think?  I have never seen myself jerk off before, I look good, impressive technique.  Perhaps I should film myself more often.  I can only imagine what it looks like when my meat is slamming into a face or, even better, a tight little hole.  What do you think, should I film the next face I fuck?”  For the next twenty minutes we sit side by side on my roommates bed and watch my stroke session.  I am grinning as my roommate squirms, trying, but failing, to hide his boner.   “Looks like we are cuming up on the money shot.”  Sure enough, on screen, I blow a massive load of cum all over my abs and chest.  “Wow look at that, the first shot sailed right over my head and landed on your pillow.  Sorry about that.  I sure cum a lot, don’t I?”  My roomie did not answer, he was too focused on me emptying my balls on screen.  The video then showed me picking up a slightly yellowed tube sock from under my bed and wiping myself down. I toss the cum rag in the center of my bed, pull up my sweats, grab a shirt and my bag and exit the screen.  A few minutes later we see my roommate enter the screen and look around.  He heads straight for my bed and bends down to reach underneath.  As he bends over he sees the crusty, yellowed sock on top of the bed. He picks it up and takes a deep sniff.  As he inhales his cock starts pitching a very visible tent in the front of his grey sweat pants.  We then watch as he licks the dirty sock.  For the next five minutes we hear slurping sounds mixed with moans as he removes my most recent load from the rag.  For me the best part is seeing the wet stain on the front of his sweat pants when he cums hands free, trying to get every drop of my ball juice out of the cotton fibers.  The video ends as he returns the much cleaner sock to the center of my bed.

My roommate is unable to make eye contact, he is staring downward, still hard as a rock.  “Since you obviously cannot be trusted around my jizz rag, I am going to need to find alternate places to shoot my load into. Any ideas?”  He finally looks up with wide eyes as I press record on the webcam, and slowly turn towards him while sliding the waistband of my shorts downward.