You ripped my pants.  Since it was laundry day, these were the only pair I brought.  Same reason I am going commando.  Oh well, at least I won’t be embarrassed in front of the girls.  This guys weekend was a great idea. 

Dude, I know you feel bad about ripping my jeans and exposing my ass, but don’t worry about it.  There’s no reason for you to take off your pants.  Oh shit, your going commando too!

Whats with the boner dude?