Dude, it’s been two weeks since I broke my wrist.  As my best friend, you promised to help me out if I needed it. As you know, I am right handed, so I have not been able to jerk off since the accident.  As you can see in this photo, I need your help, my balls are full and my boner won’t go down.. 

I need you to get over here now, bitch, and SUCK MY DICK!!