sausage with girth – Page 66

Hope you is on the pill, bitch, cause we both felt that condom break a few minutes ago, and I am about to fill you with a huge load of my baby makers.

Tonight on ESPN Eight – “The Ocho”

Live from Orlando the Johnsonville Cornhole Championships. Featuring last year’s champion Steve “Donkey Dick” Barton. Watch as he defends his title by cornholing young virgin, Billy “the puss” Sparks. Billy will not know what hit him, after being cornholed by Steve’s ultra thick ten incher.

I took him out to the woodshed and showed him who’s boss

Cocky as fuck. He looks good and he knows it.

He is getting his dick wet tonight!

Yeah, I guess it really does suck to be you.

Oh well, look at the bright side, now that I shot my load, you only have twelve more guys to service……tonight.

You did not recognize the number that sent you the message, or the two guys who’s faces are in the photo, but the bedroom belongs to your best friend. You rightly assume that your best buddy is the owner of the ass that is getting prepped for a fucking. Since the message came from a stranger’s phone, your friend must have given them the number, either willing or unwillingly. And since it’s obvious from the photo, that you will not be there in time to prevent his “pussy” from being ruined, you can only deduce that the message is an invitation to join in the fun.

Thinking it over, you realize that if you help ruin your friend’s “pussy”, he will no longer be your friend. You can’t be friends with a guy you have helped cunt, it’s just too weird. Both of you will be thinking about what it feels like when you shove your thick cock into his formerly tight hole or how good his “pussy” takes a load of fresh cum. Every time you want to hang out, you will be thinking about fucking him. No…if your former friend is going to be a fuck toy, then he will be a fuck toy and nothing more. Just a set of holes to be used.

You can always get another friend. Maybe one of the guys in the photo.

On the negative side, he lost the respect of the entire frat, both due to his inability to hold his liqueur and his ability to take cock.

However on the positive side, he woke up and found sixty five dollars shoved into his pockets.

Scrape my cock with your teeth one more time, faggot and I will knock them out.

Alright guys, very funny, now who has the key?

He knows you are watching.