Damn, my cock is too thick for this pocket pussy. That’s not going to do it. I can only get the first half in there before the sleeve is too tight to push in further. The plastic case won’t give. I am going to end up splitting this artificial fuck hole in half.

Hey I’ve got an idea. why don’t you get over here between my legs and prove how much better a warm, wet hole, like your’s, is? Show me what you’ve got. I expect your mouth can do a better job than this “Made in China” latex cunt. I am sure that your neck muscles will stretch out to accommodate my girth. With a little force, I will be able to go balls-deep. Don’t worry, it’s not gay, there are no real feelings or emotions involved. I am not interested if you have homosexual desires, or not. This is purely about getting me off. I am horny and need to bust a nut. I don’t really care if you are a guy, a girl or an inanimate object. I am going to use your face like a Flesh-lite. Pounding my thick meat in and out, using the friction to stroke myself. It’s just a hole to jerk off with, nothing more. No homo.

So get down here and show me what you can do. Prove to me you are better than the pocket pussy as a masturbation tool. 

Waits for his roommate to finish dumping a load of spunk into his pocket pussy, then borrows it while his roommate goes to shower.  He loves forcing his thick cock into the tight synthetic hole that is filled with his friend’s cum.  Once he slides his hard meat into the warm, jizz filled piece of latex, he strokes it forcefully until he adds his own creamy load to the mix.  He slips the artificial vagina off his still rigid cock and brings it slowly to his lips. He then sucks the frothy cum mixture out and licks the inside of the substitute hole clean.  He replaces the pocket pussy into his roommate’s nightstand, wondering how his friend misses the fact that his masturbation aid never fills up or needs cleaning.