pic courtesy of tightywhitieluver

We spent all afternoon sitting around drinking and smoking pot. Somehow I ended up drunker and more stoned than my friends, that’s the only way to explain why I was in my tighty whiteys, while they were all fully dressed. It also explained why I allowed them to shave my body hair and now my head. It was to make me look hotter for the girls, was how they explained it. Then they started posting pictures online. I figured, what the hell, I would end up hairless and slightly embarrassed on Facebook. At that point I was really high, and starting to loose focus on what the guys were saying, it did not matter, these guys were my friends, i knew they would never let me do anything too stupid.

Just before I passed out they started arguing amongst themselves. I remember thinking that they must have a real slut of a girl coming over later to use, because they were arguing about privacy and if they should set aside one of the bedrooms for fucking or just bend her over the couch here in the common room. I had tag teamed a couple of girls with my roommate, after all we shared a bedroom so privacy was hard to come by, things just work once in a while. But I didn’t know any girls on campus slutty enough for all four of us to use. I am going to show her a good time, with my newly shaved pubes and balls, my cock looks huge, the slut will love it.

I woke up a little later, face down on the couch in the common room, thinking I need to cut back on the pot and booze. While I was out of it several other guys had come over, and a pretty good party was starting.

“OK it looks like he’s awake, who had the high bid?”