Don’t worry, we will get you all cleaned up. Removing all of your pubic hair, chest hair and armpit hair. Everything below the neck that you have been growing since puberty. Everything that gives you the illusion of being a real man. Once you are smooth, all the guys at the gym will be able to recognize you for what you are….a fuck toy available for use.

Dude, watching you out on the mat was impressive. This tight white singlet did nothing to hide the boner you popped as you dominated your opponent. As you pinned him down, it looked like your cock was trying to escape. It was tented a good ten inches towards your defeated opponent’s lycra clad ass. You seem to get aroused wrestling with other guys and showing them that you are the better man. 

I can help you out with it, if you would like me to, sir. I would be honored to service your obviously superior cock.