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“I was told that a cock sucking fag hangs out on this beach. The fag is said to be a good looking dude with a small dick, who always spreads out on an orange towel, so random, horny men can identify him more easily.”

“I have heard similar stories told, but the version I heard the fag prefers to go behind the dunes and take the horny men’s cocks in his cunt.” 

“Really, those dune right over there, behind you?”

“Those are the ones. I also heard that most of the guys on the beach are lacking pockets, so they almost never have a condom, which means the fag ends up taking the cocks raw. Letting these random men cum in him.”

“Really? That’s interesting. Do you think you might show me, a random stranger, the area where these rumored tryst’s take place?”

“I could do that, especially since you don’t appear to have any pockets.”

OK, now what was it you were chanting? I think it was “Fuck tha Police”, wasn’t it? 

Now, while most members of the law enforcement community, ourselves included, believe strongly in the right to free speech, in this particular instance we would like to personally express our concern about that particular phrase. So we would like to take advantage of the opportunity that a 72 hour hold provides us, to explain our side of the issue. We find that an open and free exchange of thoughts with members of the community, like yourself, is the best way to strengthen the bonds between us and let both sides heal and come together.