
I lost the damn television remote again. Looked everywhere, but can’t find it. Now we are forced to retrace our steps from yesterday, to see if we can figure out where I might have left it.

I lost the damn television remote again. Looked everywhere, but can’t find it. Now we are forced to retrace our steps from yesterday, to see if we can figure out where I might have left it.

I love pissing outdoors.