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Stroking one out, watching the video of himself and a couple of his buddies fucking your girlfriend last night. He is really just killing time until you get home. He cant wait to show you how slutty she was, begging him and his friends to use her. He especially likes the part where she tells him that she needs to get pounded hard with a real man’s cock, because her “boyfriend’s” little dick can’t come close to satisfying her.

Clean off my cock, faggot. Two loads in your ass and one on your face, you are now marked as a bitch. 

It’s OK if I leave you here, tied up on the couch, isn’t it? Your roommates will find you here, when they get home.  It’s about time you let them know you are a cum hungry, cock whore. I am sure they will be willing to help you out with a good hard fuck, from time to time. It will reduce the time you need to spend trying to pick up real men to use and abuse you.

You are doing great.  Just relax and let me in you. You have over half of it in you now, only four inches to go. Once you feel my balls pressing against your taint, you will know its fully inserted.  Your cherry is getting harvested, by a real man’s cock. You are now a fuck bitch with a fully functioning cunt. 

This is a great responsibility. A cunt is made to take dick.  That is it’s reason for being. As the owner of a cunt, you will need to regularly seek out real men to fill you with cock. To exercise your cunt properly.  It needs to be tough enough to take a serious pounding, yet flexible enough to stretch as required. 

From now on your primary purpose in life is to seek out and take a good hard fucking from men who want to use you.

Wow, Its
big…. much, much bigger than I ever expected it to be.

A few moments ago, this humble blog, sausagewithgirth.tumblr.com, reached an
amazing 50,000 followers.  First of all,
I would like to thank all of the horny individuals out there who enjoy the
pictures and captions that make up the content here.  I appreciate all of you. I
never thought anyone would want to read the slightly twisted tales of gay sex
that I write (often with one hand covered in Vaseline) while high on poppers
and Testosterone.

So in celebration of this milestone, here are some fun facts related to this some what impressive number:

  • The average length of an
    erect cock is 5.1 inches (12.9cm for those of you in the rest of the world). If
    you put 50,000 of these cocks “end to end” you could reach 255,000 inches
    (21,250 feet or 645,000cm).  That’s the
    equivalent of 17 Empire State building’s stacked on top of each other. An
    impressive pile of cock.
  • 50,000 is the approximate
    population of Danville, Illinois, Grants Pass Oregon, or New Bern, North
    Carolina, the 494th, 495th and 496th largest
    cities in the United States. It’s kinda fun to picture the entire population of these
    cities, jerking off together, while reading.
  • My first post was in 2014.  That’s three years of smut.  If each of you followers shot one load a year
    while reading this blog (and I hope that one load a year is not to much to ask
    of you horny fucks), that would be 150,000 loads of cum splashed across
    stomachs and chests.  According to the
    World Health Association, the average volume of ejaculate is 3.7 mil or roughly
    ¾ of a teaspoon.  That’s 185,000 ml a
    year or 555,000 ml in three years. For those of us in the U.S. that’s the equivalent
    of 146 gallons of hot creamy jizz.

As
part of this celebration I would like to give a shout out to the some of the other blogs out there that
get me hard and horny.  These creative men/boys/studs/fags/bitches/alphas (no judgement here) inspire
me and help me to raise the level of my caption writing.  I highly recommend you check them out, after
all, variety is the spice of life.

  • Gaybutnotvanilla.tumblr
  • Takenbymen.tumblr
  • redcarrotbottom.tumblr
  • rawlad300467.tumblr
  • dumbhornyjock.tumblr
  • breakingstraightmen.tumblr
  • top4jock.tumblr
  • obliviouscuckold.tumblr
  • turningstraightboys.tumblr
  • smalltopbig.tumblr
  • slaveexchangenola.tumblr
  • straighthell-stories.tumblr
  • offthedarkend.tumblr
  • ftforced.tumbr
  • somemenarejustbetter.tumblr

There
are many, many more. I am following some of them and jerk off to their content
daily. Check em out.  There is some
really amazing stuff out there.

In
closing, once again, thanks to everyone of you who follow or just check in from
time to time.  It is really inspiring to
know there are at least 50,000 of you out there who like this shit. Keep reading and stroking.

Well faggot, you have been staring at my crotch for weeks now, imagining the size of my cock.  Wondering what made that huge bulge in my jeans. Here it is. Is it everything you have been dreaming about….and more?

My girl and I broke up last week, and I need to dump a load. I have decided to use your cunt to jerk off with. I am going to shove this monster deep in your guts. Your little hole is going to be stretched wide open. I am going to leave you with a gaping, cum filled pussy.

Sound good? Then crawl over here and get me wet.  You are taking this meat with only your spit for lube. I can’t wait to hear you scream as I force my way inside of you. I gotta be all gentle with the girls I fuck, they all complain that its too big, and make me go slow, but I don’t have to worry about you, do I? You are a “man” after all. I am going to fuck you hard and rough.

Punch fucking you from the start. I can’t wait to unleash this monster’s full potential.  

You and I are going to learn what damage my cock is capable of creating. And you better just shut up and take this fucking, I don’t want to hear any whining, bitching or complaining. This is going to feel great…for me anyway.

“Please stop. Don’t fuck me.  I am not gay, I am straight.  No more…please. I cannot take anymore. Why is this happening? I thought you were my friends, why are you doing this to me? Please stop.”

“Dude,
you just got ass fucked by thirty of your closest friends and teammates, every
one of them shot a load of jizz deep in your new boy cunt.  It no longer matters if you are a fag, you
are now a cum dump.  Whether you want it
or not lots of men are going to be ramming their cocks in you and filling you
with load after load of their warm nut juice.  As
you walk the halls of school you will look around and all you will see is all
of the guys who have fucked you. Your fellow classmates will all know what it
feels like to unload their balls in your cunt.
They will all know that their DNA in forever inside you.  And they will know that you will let them
shove their meat in you again whenever they want. As the quarterback
for the team, you will have access to jock dick all of the time.  Men will be using your ass as a cum dump
twenty four hours a day.  As of tonight,
you are no longer a man, you are a hole that services real men by letting them
cum inside you. From now on you will have cocks of all shapes and sizes
ramming your new boy cunt. Congratulations and welcome to your new life.”