“It’s not funny!”

“Yeah it is. I know I shouldn’t laugh when you claim to be straight, but c’mon, you are so obviously a fag, it’s funny.  I mean, you are holding my cock, and staring at it with pure lust, while claiming to be a man. You being straight has got to be a joke, right?”

“It’s not a joke. I am a straight man. I don’t do this with any other guy. You are the only one.  I like girls.”

“OK, calm down. I believe you. Now get those straight lips wrapped around my cock.”