You just going to stand there watching me clean up? 

We are alone out here, no one will know. It’s obvious that you are interested from the way you are staring. C’mon, help me out. I got a big fat cock here that needs some attention. It’s all slick and soapy, just bend over and let me use your ass to jerk myself off. We have been deployed out here for months, I am so horny it hurts and my balls have a nice big load saved up for you. 

You know you want it.