“I have always heard that fags give the best blowjobs, is that true? Go on…….show me.“

“I’m not gay.”

“Bullshit! Dude, you have been checking out my crotch for years. You think I haven’t noticed? It’s really not that subtle. You obviously crave my cock. Stop trying to deny it. Your staring at it now, as we speak. You can’t help yourself, you are a fag.”

“I don’t know……”

“Don’t worry, it doesn’t change anything. I have known you are a fag for a while now, I don’t really care. You are still my best friend. But now is your one and only chance. If you want my cock, go for it. I am drunk, high and horny and my fat eight incher needs some serious attention.”