You know for the past several weeks I have been defending you to the guys.  They kept telling me that you were a cock sucking faggot. I kept telling them that there was no way you were offering yourself as a

penis vacuum for horny men down at the park.  I have known you my entire life. Your my best friend, if you were into slurping on dick, you would have told me and, at least, offered to suck me off. There is no way you would have been sucking off strangers, without telling me. But seeing you now, on your knees with a load of spooge splashed across your face, I know that they guys were right, you are a knob gobbler, a cum dump and a liar. If you wanted mouthfuls of jizz, you really should have told me, I would have given you as much as you wanted. Instead you made me look like a fool in front of the other guys. They have been laughing at me, for being so clueless about my best friend, the cock sucking faggot.

Now, thanks to you, I owe each of them twenty bucks and I need to get a new best friend. On the plus side, I guess I wont need to jerk myself off anymore, you can take all of my loads from now on.