“Oh god, what did we just do? I can’t believe that just happened. What were we thinking?”

“Dude relax, you just sucked my cock. It’s not a big deal.”

“Of course it’s a big deal.  I’m not gay!”

“Who cares? Gay and straight are just labels, they should not define you.”

“You mean that? You don’t think less of me as a man, now that I have sucked your dick and you have shot a load down my throat?”

“Well, of course I think less of you, but not because you might be gay. I think less of you because you are a cocksucker.”