It had been a long dry spell since your last fuck, so when your roommate offered to set you up on a blind date you jumped at the chance. He told you he had someone who had seen you around campus and was interested in meeting you. He insinuated that sex was practically guaranteed.

This was not how you imagined the night would go, but you had to admit your roommate had not lied, you were blind, it was a

“date”

and sex was occurring.