This weekend Sausage with Girth reached 85,000 followers. I want to thank all of you and let you know I appreciate each and every one of you. 

I like to picture all 85,000 of you out there jerking off while reading my captions. A massive stroke fest. If every one of you busted a nut while doing that, this weekend, it would create approximately 80 to 85 gallons of hot, creamy jizz splashing across your stomachs and chests (average load of 3.7 ml for every ejaculation x 85,000 = 314,500 ml of cum or 83.082 gallons). 

That thought makes me smile.

Thanks again to all of you.