“It’s bad enough that you raped me and harvested my cherry, why did you make a mess, shooting your load all over my rear?”

“It’s called advertising.  Now the guys who follow won’t need to ask stupid questions like “Do you take it up the ass?” or “Do I need to wear a condom?”.”

“What do you mean “guys who follow”?”

“Did I forget to mention that there is a roomful of men on the other side of the door waiting for a turn?”