When asked about concealed weapons in the TSA line you replied that you did not have any. However, when randomly selected for additional screening a suspicious package was discovered in your pants, which required a private strip search. That search uncovered a potential weapon of mass destruction.

The TSA agent asked to see the “potential” weapon in use, to determine it’s potential for harm. You missed your flight, but were eventually able to prove that the damage caused by your weapon was able to be contained to his throat and ass. After getting confirmation of the effectiveness of the weapon by several additional agents, you were allowed to go on your way, catching the next flight to your destination.