I was hanging out with my next door neighbor, just shooting the shit, having a couple of beers. Looking around at his fully stocked garage, I was a little envious of all his yard equipment. He had every thing needed to properly maintain his house and it was all organized.   

I told him that I had a couple of holes that needed filling and asked if I could borrow something to help get the job done.  He informed me that he had the perfect tool for the job, and even offered to help. He started to undress, telling me that he had been expecting me to make this request. It was obvious to him that I needed my holes filled properly.

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