Damn dude, you are much better at this than your girlfriend.  She hates sucking my cock.  She says it is too big and makes her throat sore for days afterwards. All she ever wants to do is get fucked. She loves the feeling of my big fat cock sliding into her pussy. She says It makes her feel full, happy and satisfies her, like you can’t. She often tells me how hopeless a lover you are. She says you fumble around, like you have no idea what you are doing, and that you are so small, its almost hard for her not to laugh when you strip down. Based upon how tight her cunt was the first time I stuck my meat up in her, you must be hung like a little boy.  It almost felt like I was taking her virginity.

So, I will use your mouth and her pussy, that way everyone gets what they want.