“Holy shit dude, that thing is massive. I can barely get my fingers around it.”

“You think if feels big in your hand, wait until you feel it stretching it’s way up your ass.”

“No way!”

“You are the one who wanted to compare cocks.  Well, you woke mine up and made it hard. It’s not going to soften until it has blown a load up into a tight hole. and unfortunately for you, dude, yours is the only hole nearby.”

“I am not gay.”

“My cock does not give a damn, and right now he is in charge.”

“Not going to happen.”

“It’s kinda cute how you think you have a say in this. Now bend over.”