“Whoa, sorry man, didn’t know you were home. I’ll leave you alone to finish up.”

“Dude, you got here just in time. Don’t leave, I need your assistance.”

“Need my assistance?” 

“Yeah.”

“Why, don’t you know how to jerk off? Need the help of an expert?””

“Kinda, This fleshlight is full and, quiet frankly, worn out. I still need to bust a nut.”

“Full? It’s only ten am, how often do you masturbate?” 

“I need to get off four or five times a day.”

“Fuck, dude you are a animal.”

“I know, my balls just seem to always be ready to blow.  My loads are huge.”

“So jerk yourself off with your hand.  That’s how most of us do it.”

“That’s a problem.  Between all the pussy I fuck and this fleshlight, my cock is used to getting off in a hole.  Jerking off with my hands just doesn’t feel right.”

“I don’t know what to tell you dude. I don’t have a spare hole laying around.”

“That’s just not true. You have a warm hole right there between your legs.”

“What! No way man!”

“Why not.? It’s the perfect solution. You have a tight, warm hole that I can jerk off into. And since your my roommate, you are always available when I need to bust a nut. As an added bonus I won’t need to clean you up afterwards.”

“I am not gay!”

“I don’t care if you are gay or not. I don’t want to date you or make love to you, I just want too jerk off in your pussy. You are nothing more than a substitute flesh light ”

“I don’t have a pussy!”

“Well, not yet.  But trust me, by the end of the week you will. You hole will be stretched out to accommodate my girth and will be red, with swollen lips.  Most importantly it will be filled with a real man’s thick, creamy jizz. I guarantee it will look and feel just like a pussy.”

“I don’t want that.”

“I don’t really care.  I am a man and I have a man’s cock. I need to cum in a pussy regularly.  You are going to be my bitch and take my cock, several times a day. You don’t have a choice. Now bend over and show me your pussy.”