Well look at that….my dick got hard when you offered me your ass.  I guess it doesn’t care that your a fag or that you don’t have a pussy.  My cock likes the idea of burying itself in a warm hole, guy or girl. Of course my cock isn’t really picky, It’ll fuck almost anyone, as evidenced by some of the ugly whores I have woken up next to.  In fact, your better looking than some of those sluts were..

So I guess it’s you lucky day, your going to get a big ol’ straight cock in you. Since I am not looking to date a guy, I don’t have to be gentle or really care about your feelings at all.  And since you can’t get knocked up, I can fuck you raw and dump my load deep inside of you. Looks like we both having a lucky day.