Every time, I swear to never drink again. The headache is overwhelming and disorienting.

Waking up, face down, and naked on the floor of a strange house is bad.

Feeling wetness on your taint as your stretched out and sore asshole drips unknown fluids is worse.

Turning over to find five naked men leering down at you is the worst way a “straight guy” can wake up from a hangover.