Wow, Its
big…. much, much bigger than I ever expected it to be.

A few moments ago, this humble blog, sausagewithgirth.tumblr.com, reached an
amazing 50,000 followers.  First of all,
I would like to thank all of the horny individuals out there who enjoy the
pictures and captions that make up the content here.  I appreciate all of you. I
never thought anyone would want to read the slightly twisted tales of gay sex
that I write (often with one hand covered in Vaseline) while high on poppers
and Testosterone.

So in celebration of this milestone, here are some fun facts related to this some what impressive number:

• The average length of an
  erect cock is 5.1 inches (12.9cm for those of you in the rest of the world). If
  you put 50,000 of these cocks “end to end” you could reach 255,000 inches
  (21,250 feet or 645,000cm).  That’s the
  equivalent of 17 Empire State building’s stacked on top of each other. An
  impressive pile of cock.

• 50,000 is the approximate
  population of Danville, Illinois, Grants Pass Oregon, or New Bern, North
  Carolina, the 494^th, 495^th and 496^th largest
  cities in the United States. It’s kinda fun to picture the entire population of these
  cities, jerking off together, while reading.

• My first post was in 2014.  That’s three years of smut.  If each of you followers shot one load a year
  while reading this blog (and I hope that one load a year is not to much to ask
  of you horny fucks), that would be 150,000 loads of cum splashed across
  stomachs and chests.  According to the
  World Health Association, the average volume of ejaculate is 3.7 mil or roughly
  ¾ of a teaspoon.  That’s 185,000 ml a
  year or 555,000 ml in three years. For those of us in the U.S. that’s the equivalent
  of 146 gallons of hot creamy jizz.

As
part of this celebration I would like to give a shout out to the some of the other blogs out there that
get me hard and horny.  These creative men/boys/studs/fags/bitches/alphas (no judgement here) inspire
me and help me to raise the level of my caption writing.  I highly recommend you check them out, after
all, variety is the spice of life.

• Gaybutnotvanilla.tumblr
• Takenbymen.tumblr
• redcarrotbottom.tumblr
• rawlad300467.tumblr
• dumbhornyjock.tumblr
• breakingstraightmen.tumblr
• top4jock.tumblr
• obliviouscuckold.tumblr
• turningstraightboys.tumblr
• smalltopbig.tumblr
• slaveexchangenola.tumblr
• straighthell-stories.tumblr
• offthedarkend.tumblr
• ftforced.tumbr
• somemenarejustbetter.tumblr

There
are many, many more. I am following some of them and jerk off to their content
daily. Check em out.  There is some
really amazing stuff out there.

In
closing, once again, thanks to everyone of you who follow or just check in from
time to time.  It is really inspiring to
know there are at least 50,000 of you out there who like this shit. Keep reading and stroking.