Bro, now that we have you here on the beach alone, drunk, naked, sucking, and with your mouth just about at the right height, there’s something else you can help us out with. 

We are going to lift you up about 11″ so you can pull down our zippers…with your teeth, and just so we are on the same page, that is the last time tonight you will use your teeth.  From this point forward, we want your lips covering them.