“Can you help me out?”

“Sure, what do you need?”

“Well, as you know my girlfriend has been traveling around, for work.  She’s been gone two weeks and misses me.  She asked if I could send her a picture. Can you take a couple of shots for me? Selfies never look good, and I want to send her a couple of good pictures, so she knows I’m thinking of her.”

“Sure, no problem, just stand over there.”

“How’s this look?”

“You look good, she will love these.”

“OK, just one final thing.”

“What the fuck, dude? Put your dick away.”

“She’s been away for two weeks, she misses me….all of me.  She asked for pics of my big, thick cock. Now make sure you get a good angle.  I want these to look good.”  

“They look fine, let’s just get this over with.  It does not feel right taking pictures of my buddy with his cock hanging out.  Ah fuck, now your getting hard.”

“Just thinking of her, and her tight pussy makes me chub up.  Don’t worry about it, my hard cock will just make the pictures hotter.”

“Aright, then lets take the pictures, so you can go jerk off and stop waving that monster at me.”

“Make sure you get a good angle.  Photos look best when taken looking slightly up at your subject. Get down a little lower so the picture is looking upward, with my meat in the foreground.  A little lower, maybe get on your knees?”

“Like this?”

“Yeah, that’s perfect.  Now take some good pictures.”

“I got them.”

“Great, thanks.  I really appreciate you helping me out. I do have one more favor to ask.”

“What is it?”

“Well, my girls been gone for two weeks. I am really horny, as you can see from my throbbing slab of cock. It’s never going to be able to fit back in my pants like this. I need to fuck a warm, wet, tight hole. Since you are down on your knees in front of me, your mouth is the hole that I am going to fuck.”

“What? No way man.  I am not sucking your cooooo…Stop….Don’t do….Nooooo….Stop…Pleasseee..ugrkkkle…ahhhh..noooooo….mmmmph.”

“That’s it, you got the first couple of inches.  Cover your teeth. Don’t worry about trying to blow me.  I am way to horny for that.  You can just kneel there, while I skull fuck a load into you.  Yeah that’s right, just relax your jaw and help me drain these balls.  I really appreciate you helping me out.”