“Damn, dude, your cock is massive. It feels so thick and hard in my hand, so masculine. How do the chicks take it? That thing must rip open a pussy.”

“It takes a little patience, but it usually gets what it wants. A little spit and some pressure and most holes stretch out to accommodate the size. Once I get it buried deep in a pussy, they all love it. They moan about how full it makes them feel. They all come back for more after the first time.  I am told that regular guys can’t satisfy them after their twat has been stretched out to fit my meat”

“Wow, you are da man! 

“All this talk about my cock has it boned up ready to fuck.”

“Damn, it’s getting even bigger, and its dripping pre-cum all over.”

“That’s natures way of prepping for penetration.  The pre-cum helps lube up a tight hole for penetration. My body automatically starts producing copious amounts when it senses there is a pussy nearby ready to get fucked.”

“That’s awesome, but it’s misfiring now.  There’s no pussy here, we are alone, just the two of us guys.” 

“Yeah, just us two guys…… My cock has never failed me before, if it says there is a hole ready to be taken and plowed, then I trust it.  I mean look at all the lube it’s producing, it’s dripping down your hand, as you stroke me. It must sense a really tight little pussy that’s going to need the lube to allow my cock to penetrate and fuck it, like a pussy should be fucked.  All the previous times it leaked this much there was a virgin nearby who needed their cherry popped.”