Don’t worry, with a little spit and some “gentle” pressure, I am sure we can make it fit.  Yeah, it might hurt a little at first, but I am sure it won’t be too bad. I’ll be gentle, trust me.  Besides, your a man, right?  A little stretching won’t be too much for a “man” like you to endure to bring pleasure, right? 

You know the phrase “take it like a man”?  This is the exact moment that phrase refers to.