OK faggot, even though you have “let” me fuck you every day this week, you still claim to be straight, so I will give you a test.  In the next ten minutes you have to empty all of the fluids out of one of these, you get to choose which one. 

Choose wisely, only one of them will truly quench your thirst and make you happy. I think we both know which one that is, don’t we?