Good your awake…. finally.  Now get over here and help me out with my morning wood.  You know it won’t go down until I piss and when it’s this hard I can’t point it down towards the toilet.  So your choice this morning is to drink it “from the tap” or clean it up from the walls and floor of the bathroom.  As an incentive, I am horny as fuck, so if you drink it “from the tap” without spilling any, I can promise you a load of my creamy, hot cum as well.