“Dude, what the fuck?  Why are you on my bed naked?”

“Well roomie, as you can see, I have morning wood, and I think it is time for you to help me out.”

“Just so you know, I seem to get this same hard on every morning, so this is not going to be a one-time-only type of occurrence.  You are going to be helping me with my boner every morning from now on.”