I keep catching you checking out my crotch.  You want to see what I’m packing? I got a nice long dick in here, dude.  I’m happy to pull it out for you. But you should be aware that once it’s out, it doesn’t get put away until it’s released a load or two.  Since I am bringing it out for you, it’s only fair you help me get off. Why don’t you get down here on your knees, so you can see it up close? I’ll even let you touch it if you want.