”Oh… Hi honey, your home early.  This isn’t what it looks like.  I can explain.  You see Scott was helping me with the clogged drain, and the shower accidentally went off, getting us all wet.  So naturally we took off our wet clothes.  Then I bent over to get at the shut off valve, and Scott was standing behind me.  We both slipped on the wet floor, and one thing led to another…..  Scott swore it was an accident, his thick, cock…. just at the wrong place, wrong time.   He told me that he had no idea how it got lubed up.  Just a random set of circumstances, that brought us to this point.  You believe me don’t you?”

“Your story would be easier to believe if Scott had stopped thrusting, while you told it.”