“I don’t know how to describe it, dude, every once in a while my ass starts to twitch. It’s driving me crazy, i can’t make it stop.  Does this happen to you? Like right now, I can feel your hot breath on my hole and it feels weird, like something is missing.   Does it look weird?  Can you see the twitch? I know this is a strange request, but thanks for helping me out, by looking at it. I knew I could trust you.” 

“Of course you can trust me.  I am happy to help out a teammate.  I have seen this before, it’s natural in guys like you.  It is also easily fixed, you just need a little cream rubbed in there.  The problem is that I am not all that comfortable touching another dudes ass.  Would you be willing to put on a blindfold, so I would be more at ease? “ 

“Not a problem, I understand, it must be really hard for you to help me out like this I really appreciate it.”

“OK, now your sure you can’t see me right?”

“Nope the blindfold is covering my eyes totally.”

“Great, now hold your legs back to give me proper access while I prepare the cream.  This may hurt a bit while the injection system is inserted, but the pain should go away as you get used to it. OK, its fully inserted, that wasn’t so bad was it? Just relax, we have to rub around a little, it’s important that your hole is roughed up a bit to allow for proper penetration of the healing cream.  Yeah, that’s it, almost ready, just squeeze to to prevent the healing cream from dripping out.  Here it cums!”  

“Oh my god, that’s a lot of cream.  Are you sure you didn’t use to much?”

“No, that’s just right.  You can tell because the injection system is now empty and deflating, so it can be easily removed.  Now remember, this is only the first piece of the cure.  You will need consistent re-application of the cream to make the twitch really go into remission.  As your friend and teammate, I am happy to help you thru this process”

“Thanks man, you really are a great friend, I don’t know how to thank you.”