Wear a jock when visiting the local adult bookstore.  Wait until you have the attention of the horny men in the arcade, pull down your jeans to expose your hairy ass, then shake it slightly as you enter the second to last booth (you know the one with glory holes on both sides).  Bend over and press your hole against the one in the partition and wait for the anonymous cock to penetrate you.  Once you have a cock firmly seated in your ass, you can bend over and take one in the mouth as well.  Nothing better than getting spit roasted thru glory holes.  It feels dirty, wrong, satisfying and right at the same time. 

On a good night you can get eight to ten loads in each end from total strangers.  Walking home with a cum filled ass, your hairy thighs sliding against each other as the jizz drips into your jeans, is the best feeling in the world.